Funch's The Scream
Munch felt the pain of the entire world and was inspired…
Nothing quite as painful for me... but inspired none the less.
Story is, I had nothing better to do one night, so I put my face down on my flatbed scanner and pushed the button. It took a couple of tries, but I found that if you move your head to maintain a uniform distance from the glass following the scanner light, you can get pretty good focusing and some cool effects, especially with the hair.
Epson V500 flatbed scanner at 600 dpi.
NOTE—keeping your eyes open during the scan will NOT make you impotent. It might even improve fertility!